It appears that my family has an unreasonable amount of hostility towards a certain teen idol...
Nathan: "I don't like Justin Bieber."
Natalie: "No one likes Justin Bieber."
Nathan: "I bet Jesus likes Justin Bieber."
Natalie: "Well, Jesus likes everyone so that doesn't count..."
Greg: "Somehow Justin Bieber is going to find a way to ruin my Christmas."
Natalie: "Justin Bieber is a punching maniac."
Me: "What does that mean??"
Natalie: "He punches a lot of his fans."
Me: "Where'd you hear that?"
Natalie: "Oh mom, everyone knows that. He should be in jail, really."
Nathan: "...Wait, I thought Justin Bieber wasn't a real person. Fake people can't go to jail..."